mmmm…knitting…
strange start to the day already…i awoke to the kitten puking up yarn…which i managed to end up with in my hand. just short pieces, but not good. moments later i say his boner which is 2″ long. some guys don’t have one that long. goodness!! i then checked my email, my older brother’s longtime ex-girlfriend had seen me on flickr and is now really into knitting and tattoos, and lots of things that i like and emailed me. she was really conservative when my brother was with her, but he tends not to encourage people to be themselves, so maybe she was into those things then, but kept quiet about them. i always thought she thought i was a weirdo, but i guess she was just really shy. i always thought she was a gorgeous girl.
second, another amy i know that i hadn’t seen since early winter, and even then it was random sighting at a hipster craft thing, emailed me and wanted to get together. crazy.
i left a message at jm boutique because i scheduled an appointment at knit wits on monday which they are normally closed and is my day off, and no one has called me back, which irks me. i will call again today. i hope they are not jerking me around. we will see.
when i was last at knitwits, pudge showed me a stitch for a stole in the newest vogue that is k2 *yo k2tog*rep end on p2, i am not sure if i am doing it right, but i am using some noro yarn, to make a scarf for the breast cancer series, and the pattern is cool and fun. lace i think? i will photo is. i may have invented a new stitch accidentally but it looks really neat. and it is a fun thing to do instead of boring elongated st scarves and fuzzy yarns.
i dreamed that i got into a huge fight with my ex-shop partner because he swiped a customer and then flipped on me and i told him off, all the stuff i didn’t say, and told him that i couldn’t believe what a loser he had become. he told me that he knew he was really handsome and could get by on that. he would never say that. then, i was locked in a giant school with some kind of horror movie killer and the ring-like illness. i then was in my college library where i found a $75 dollar bill. and some old person’s bifocals. someone was looking for a 50, but i pocketed this because it was a 75. a 75? i woke up with yarn puke hovering above me.
last night i put away a crapload of laundry. my mom gave me some huggable hangers which are fantastic. nothing slips off and it takes up no space. so i am sure jake was happy to see me organize the closet and the shoe bag would work great for yarn, for any of you that need space. i need to order more. i am going through my clothes to ditch some stuff. i think i will try to shred some t-shirts thin to knit them. maybe with a cutter rather than scissors to get em really thin. maybe totebags or purses out of t-shirts would be cool also. and i could make halter tops. am have cut carbs way down because i have gained enough that most of my summer stuff doesn’t fit. not good. anyway, i told jake i would get a book on organizing and get things sorted out. i am a slob. so i am buying a ton of containers, and that will at least keep things separate. i have about a million pairs of underwear, so i need to cut them down a bit. i got those shelves with little legs that give you another level on any cupboard or shelves, so that helps give me more shoe room. and other things, too.
ok, i need to get up. i told butter not to come out because i am totally fried and have late appointments, so i will just go in and chill out until then. or even go in, do some stuff come home and chill for an hour or two and then go back. i can’t wait to see if tammy got the flowers. she is a low self-esteem girl and it didn’t help that her eyeliner embarrassed her. so i know the flowers will make her blush. yay! i found a black apron top that heather made for me to wear today, i have like 10, so that is what to wear today. and maybe some heels so i feel tall. ok. here i go. i am going. going….gonnnne…
