"you are basically brushing your teeth with death." -dane cook, tourgasm

so, i have my bi-monthly period and the awesome cramps that accompany it. wooot! i decided it was best to stay in a semi-reclined position all day long to keep the flow to a minimum. i used 13 tampons today. seriously. holy shite!

what did i do? well! jakie did about 1000 loads of laundry. i am a bad bad bad housewife. i suck ass. he is all things to everyone. really. so i knitted about 2 rows of a sock and then fell asleep. and we watched the corpse bride which i was really disappointed in. it was okay, but no nightmare before christmas. and the songs kind of sucked, too. ah well. and we watched “open water” about the 2 scuba divers that the boat left behind in the middle of the ocean, and they died. or got eaten by sharks. but when i researched the true story, it looks more likely that they died of exposure. but the movie was mega boring. we kept fast forwarding. and the real story was better. ah well.

i had one of the exhaustion for no reason days today. so. what can ya do? lots of
stuff to get done to-morrow, including photos and listing stuff. sigh. it was dark all day today, so no photos, no listing.

oh! my nails are still on, although i didn’t put enough glue on, because i thought that less is more, but really more is more…so i get water underneath a few of them. otherwise, smooth sailing.

i saw a pattern for baby socks that are tricky for the baby to take off on boogieknits and i have a pattern really similar, it is just stockinette heel that makes it tightish. i wonder if it would be good to knit in some elastic to the ankle along with it being a rib? when i make baby hats, i normally make a little cord through it that you can tighten so they can’t hurl it out the car window. if i had a baby, they would have clothes strapped on. try to take that off! my younger brother has always been a nudester, especially as a baby, if my mom pissed him off, he would strip in public and run around. he may still do that. i hope not, though.

does anyone watch tourgasm on hbo? on tonite’s episode, the one guy on the bus has been using the water on the tourbus and everyone convinced him that he has a parasite. ringworm, tapeworm. i am not sure if that is for real. i will now go look it up on the internet. why? i don’t actually live on a tourbus, so it doesn’t really matter. even still.

oh, also, has anyone use the needles that knitpicks makes? they are like a combo of denise and turbos…whoa nelly! do i really need more needles? probably not. i am just saying, is all. anyone?

lastly, does anyone have a clue how to use the spellcheck on blogger? it doesn’t do anything when i click on it, hence the spelling errors. also, i don’t know how else to spellcheck my stuff with firefox. sigh. help?

there are so many new knitty and crafty books coming out, i cannot believe it. crazy stuff! stitchy mcyarnpants? what? no way! do people read books now? what? insanity! i thought it was just me. i did it first.

ok. so off to knit.
xo,

n.

3 Comments »

  1. amy said,

    June 26, 2006 @ 8:05 am

    it’s a pop up, so firefox is probably blocking it. it’s not saying that it’s blocking the pop up?

  2. ladylinoleum said,

    June 26, 2006 @ 7:31 pm

    I was checking out those needles on Knitpicks too! I love my Denise needs though. I bought the 40″ connector and now I can knit anything!!!! Wooo hooo! Do you like Tourgasm? I haven’t watched it yet.

  3. velmalikevelvet said,

    July 5, 2006 @ 4:00 pm

    n, amy is right, it’s a popup blocked by firefox. you need to change your preferences to accept popups from blogger.com and http://www.blogger.com. good luck! v

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