luxe

i will of course show you the girls first…

amelia and missa are fraternal twins (obviously). they were born in my strawberry patch after a spell of no berries this summer, i realized why! i fertilized the berry patch with the used coffee grounds from starbucks, and this is what grew!

pretty missa has a huge mass of pink curls, as well as being the cute and talented one. she aspires to be the next "america idol" and be propelled into stardom like her favorite singer, christina aguilerra . she dresses really suggestively, and nothing i say makes any difference. she takes a lot of her behavioral cues from my fluffy and gorgeous (as well as badly behaved) cat, peeps and has been known to flash or moon anyone that crosses her path. she loves cotton candy and has been known to make sandwiches out of it, pink lemonade and anything else pink. she only eats pink things. including baby mice! ewwwww! (i think peeps taught her that, too!) her favorite movie is clueless. how embarrassing!

poor amelia was born without arms and legs, and has a rather lazy eye but does have 4 nipples. she also only has the one big lock of pink hair, plans to run away with an old time circus to be the opera singing fuzzy worm(although she is tone-deaf), so she feels lucky to not have any limbs. she feels confident that she will make her fortune this way. she also says that she will do "freak porn" if need be to get her name out there. sigh. she enjoys mushy peas with garlic mashed potatoes, fried crickets on a stick and beanie weenies. she tends to be a bit…bitey and likes to catcall any men she considers "hot". in addition to opera, she loves deathmetal and her favorite band is cradle of filth. her favorite movie is scarface. go figure.

i watched idlewild, the outkast movie and it was kinda bad. it was visually wonderful and the soundtrack was great, but the script and story kinda sucked. ah well. it would be a good movie to watch while you are doing something else, you know?

off i go to catch up on emails. oh, and my friend therese sent me an awesome package out of the blue (i think! did i forget?) it was so nice! i will take photos. too sweet.

mwah,
n.