luxe

i meant to post this yesterday and flaked out…hey guys, i have a couple of new ones for ya! i will be listing a few of these guys on luxe.etsy.co m in the next few days.
audrey is the middle of the triplets. missa is the pretty one, amelia is the smart one and unfortunately, audrey is known for her severe trashmouth. it is not advisable to allow small children around her because she will say inappropriate things and is known to pinch anyone she can. she is in duff’s business school to be in crime scene investigation. she loves cop shows and tivos all of them, even the old ones, like streets of san francisco. she loves the rat pack and will only watch movies with marilyn monroe in them. her favorite book is “in cold blood”. she eats nothing but pudding because she has an irrational fear of her teeth “wearing down” from eating crunchy or chewy foods.

i crocheted gael from some natural wool that was handspun on a spindle when i was first learning. needless to say, the yarn was not so good, but look! it worked really well for something, therefore proving yet again that there is no such thing as a bad yarn. gael is a miniature polar bear who is actually rather tall for the breed. originally from alaska, he had to relocate due to global warming (which i hear is just a myth), he decided it was safer to live in pennsylvania with access to my freezer. he loves salmon puffs, salmon sandwiches, salmon mousse and mint chip ice cream. he hopes one day to be a child advocate or professional rugby player. he hates the sight of blood and buys all of his food butchered and ready to eat. his favorite music is soft rock. especially journey, styx and loverboy. his favorite book is dead souls by gogol and his favorite movie is the unbearable lightness of being.

i posted them on one of the lj communities i am on. i got a bunch of snarky anon comments. go look….
here

off to do some work.
xo