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more than 20 new batts? wot wot?!

Saturday, July 7th, 2007

so, let me start by saying that i put up one new batt on luxe.etsy.com and there will be more tomorrow. as the title suggests…i went nuts with the carder yesterday. i sat on the front porch with a bunch of loose fiber and sparkle, etc, and even though i sat on a pillow, my voluptuous ass manages to get bruised where the bones pole through. how is that fair? how? it should be one or the other! chubby ass, no cushion needed, skinny asses must have a pillow. right? not fair. okay, so the batts. i numbered them all on flickr, so if you see something you like, don’t waste time, let me know. they tend to sell pretty quickly. wanna see? this is not even half of em. i took tons of photos to attempt to get the inside and outside because these have lots of layers of different stuff. really fun ones. a few of them are maybe a bit too tempting…
7-7-07 batts

here is a peek at what the porch looked like but you really had to see the complete coverage, stuff everywhere, batts and fiber and fuzz. i figured i would do it outside so that i wasn’t breathing it in quite so much and there wasn’t quite the amount that is thrown into the air of my studio, you know? it is an utter fiber cluster frakk anyway, but this worked. although, it was insanely hot and humid and i had fiber and dirt and dust stuck all over me. and a dirty bum even though i sat on a pillow. i was wrecked.
cararama

so let me tell you a story…at my favorite junk/antique shop i got a dressmarker’s form a while ago. it came with it’s original box that had been shipped to the owner one “dr.effie ireland”, it is postmarked 1956 i think. i was reading the pennysaver and came across a listing for an estate sale today for a “dr. effie dunlap” from the same area as my effie was from. i thought it had to be the same person so i tried to google her and research her. i don’t know if they were the same person, but the person whose estate sale i went to (more about that crap sale) graduated from medical school in 1911! not much earlier had it even been possible for women to go to medical school. i couldn’t find out much more other than where she had gone to school. there were newsletters from her school for those years saying that she had graduated and that she worked in ligonier, but i don’t know what kind of doctor she was or anything else about her. i would kill to see a photo of her. anyway, we went to the estate sale, i was super excited although i did think it might not be good because she died in 1982, so it was unlikely that her stuff was still in the house, although they used her name. jakie woke me up early and we went out and the house was the most disgusting thing you have ever seen. there was virtually nothing of value, clearly, when they had the auction 25 years ago, all of her stuff was removed and in the meantime, other people had lived in the house and wrecked it and filled it with cheap crap mostly from the 70′s i think. it was filthy and smelly and gross. and seriously nothing good. and everythign was insanely expensive. there was a really gorgeous giant colorized photograph from the turn of the century that could have been her…but it was in poor condition and they wanted more than 200 bucks for it. it was so gross you didn’t want to touch anything and literally it was the sort of thing that at a glance you can tell that it is just full of the garbage that no one wanted. anyway, there was stuff out back, so we went to look and there were tons of books, i had been searching for a photo album or yearbooks, to no avail, plus all of the books were rotten and mostly from the 70′s and more recent. there was a bike for two in okay condition at best that they wanted $225 bucks for. c’mon. i didn’t see a single person walk out of that place with anything. for anyone not from this area reading this, around here, we are cheap and can get lots of stuff for not that much usually. and seriously, an old bike in crap condition for that much? sheesh. there was a 1922 packard in poor condition that was really amazing, and then a strange guy looking for old comic books told me that some lady blew out her brains upstairs in the 70′s. so.

we stopped at the farmer’s market after that and then headed home. i did a bunch of new phtos (go see if you like) and got groceries and i think that is it. loaded photos.

oh, also, i have two softies that are not finished. the dark one is a…pirate zombie something…not sure. i spun a really dark not soft yarn up from some fiber (not my work)and put a ton of sparkle in it, not planning to make it a pirate, although they do have bling. i am not sure what to dress him in. i talked to barbe about it already. i imagine a loose blousy shirt and maybe striped pants and a bandana. andd i need to make a hook hand. i think. and the bird is crocheted from laine zinzin yarn i got in the french swap. it needs wings still. oh, and on the line of softies, i sold 3! collette (with the cute little hat), the owl and the amelia, one of the triplets that has no arms or legs. and snarky peeps said they were gross! so there! wanna see the new toys?
new softies in progress

i am tired and a bit nauseous. ew. oh, i made a lightbox out of a big plastic container, a white sheet and a piece of posterboard and the photos where great. whenever i can, i will use this method again.

okay. super tired. let me know what you think about the new stuff.
mwah!
n.

softie update on luxe.etsy.com

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

hey guys, i am listing two of the crocheted toys momentarily…if you are interested in another, please contact me because i will be listing them everyday as they sell…
up for grabs…
july 4th update! each of their stories are on their pics in flickr…just clicky on em. so pop by luxe.etsy.com

happy 4th all!

meet gael and audrey…

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

i meant to post this yesterday and flaked out…hey guys, i have a couple of new ones for ya! i will be listing a few of these guys on luxe.etsy.co m in the next few days.
audrey is the middle of the triplets. missa is the pretty one, amelia is the smart one and unfortunately, audrey is known for her severe trashmouth. it is not advisable to allow small children around her because she will say inappropriate things and is known to pinch anyone she can. she is in duff’s business school to be in crime scene investigation. she loves cop shows and tivos all of them, even the old ones, like streets of san francisco. she loves the rat pack and will only watch movies with marilyn monroe in them. her favorite book is “in cold blood”. she eats nothing but pudding because she has an irrational fear of her teeth “wearing down” from eating crunchy or chewy foods.
audrey
i crocheted gael from some natural wool that was handspun on a spindle when i was first learning. needless to say, the yarn was not so good, but look! it worked really well for something, therefore proving yet again that there is no such thing as a bad yarn. gael is a miniature polar bear who is actually rather tall for the breed. originally from alaska, he had to relocate due to global warming (which i hear is just a myth), he decided it was safer to live in pennsylvania with access to my freezer. he loves salmon puffs, salmon sandwiches, salmon mousse and mint chip ice cream. he hopes one day to be a child advocate or professional rugby player. he hates the sight of blood and buys all of his food butchered and ready to eat. his favorite music is soft rock. especially journey, styx and loverboy. his favorite book is dead souls by gogol and his favorite movie is the unbearable lightness of being.
gael the polar bear
i posted them on one of the lj communities i am on. i got a bunch of snarky anon comments. go look….
here

off to do some work.
xo

please meet amelia and missa beaverhousen…

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

i will of course show you the girls first…
amelia and missa beaverhousen
amelia and missa are fraternal twins (obviously). they were born in my strawberry patch after a spell of no berries this summer, i realized why! i fertilized the berry patch with the used coffee grounds from starbucks, and this is what grew!

pretty missa has a huge mass of pink curls, as well as being the cute and talented one. she aspires to be the next "america idol" and be propelled into stardom like her favorite singer, christina aguilerra . she dresses really suggestively, and nothing i say makes any difference. she takes a lot of her behavioral cues from my fluffy and gorgeous (as well as badly behaved) cat, peeps and has been known to flash or moon anyone that crosses her path. she loves cotton candy and has been known to make sandwiches out of it, pink lemonade and anything else pink. she only eats pink things. including baby mice! ewwwww! (i think peeps taught her that, too!) her favorite movie is clueless. how embarrassing!

poor amelia was born without arms and legs, and has a rather lazy eye but does have 4 nipples. she also only has the one big lock of pink hair, plans to run away with an old time circus to be the opera singing fuzzy worm(although she is tone-deaf), so she feels lucky to not have any limbs. she feels confident that she will make her fortune this way. she also says that she will do "freak porn" if need be to get her name out there. sigh. she enjoys mushy peas with garlic mashed potatoes, fried crickets on a stick and beanie weenies. she tends to be a bit…bitey and likes to catcall any men she considers "hot". in addition to opera, she loves deathmetal and her favorite band is cradle of filth. her favorite movie is scarface. go figure.

i watched idlewild, the outkast movie and it was kinda bad. it was visually wonderful and the soundtrack was great, but the script and story kinda sucked. ah well. it would be a good movie to watch while you are doing something else, you know?

off i go to catch up on emails. oh, and my friend therese sent me an awesome package out of the blue (i think! did i forget?) it was so nice! i will take photos. too sweet.

mwah,
n.

soft and squishy. squish.

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

gah. the word that defines me these days. i had nightmares about the beach (again) where i was staying with a group of people, all of them people i didn’t like and/or loathed. that part, confusing, although i didn’t have any clothes that fit me or were suitable for whatever we were doing. the clothes were all big baggy sweatpants and sweatshirts. the rest of the dream dealt with a sick little girl that everyone was trying to kill and i was running and hiding while i was holding her. i was glad to wake up. anyway, i woke up really tired and i took a pill to have a bit more energy. i never think it has worked until the end of the day when i realize that i:plied 2 biiiig bobbins of yarn, cut up all the novelty yarns for that and then some more yarns, skeined several bobbins of yarn, worked on a painting (to no avail. sigh.) for quite a while, shipped some orders, went to the post office and farmer’s market, took photos of the stuff i needed to update (LOTS) and uploaded them and tagged em. i think that is all. it doesn’t sound like much now that i say it outloud. wanna see?
amelia who was that? well! my newest crocheted softie. she came from the handspun mohair. she isn’t finished. i am not sure exactly what i want to do to her, she is so cute as is. hm.

yarns for 25th of june

and some of my vintage plates that i hang up…
my plates

some really good links for you…here
and here and here

prepare to pee your pants! the coolest crafty and design and art blog evah!

off i go.
n.

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